[Ext. Midnight. Stockbroker Milton McBailout walks home in the dark.]
"Okay, just lower the gun pal."
"Listen man, the economy's sucking wind. I don't got much but whatever I have you can take."
"I've got a wife! I've got a kid! I've got unpaid Blockbuster bills."
"You can have everything I got! I'll leave you everything we've saved for the future, our sterling republic, and the American legacy! Just give me one mor-"
Happy Tuesday, Suckers!
Sleep Deprived Chris